Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.

I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.

by Jay August 04, 2003

power trip

Someone, typically at work, who has higher powers over most people they work with. This higher power (usually a manager or someone's boss) tends to go to their head causing them to "Power trip" and abuse their rights as a manager/boss/owner. Such as picking on people or making their lives difficult, "Just because they can." is a person who is on a Power Trip.

"That police officer walks around like he owns everything around him."

by Jay June 02, 2004

suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man

Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.

by Jay May 18, 2004

madonna-whore complex

To treat your lady like a saint in public and then like a whore in the bedroom. Usually inspired by love for the motherly side of women and lust for sex.

Larry's got the madonna-whore complex. He takes his wife out to dinner, buys her roses, then fucks her in the ass.

by Jay September 09, 2003

Lobster Session

when your boy picks you up a sack and then pinches some out of it before giving it to you.

Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.

by Jay August 06, 2004

bird alleyne

a bird alleyne is one who felches hobo's in order to receive money. it comes from the legend of a man who felched over 15 hobos in order to get enough money to purchase the non demo edition of football manager. it is used complementary with the words/phrases faggot, snitch, cumlips and dunce cunt.

Holy shit Jimmy, look at that bird alleyne go. If he continues felching that hobo he'll be one satisfied customer. Dang!

by jay September 01, 2008

tipsy

One of the new teletubbies with a awesome body and a bottle of hennessy and a bag of weed and some blunts

dinky-winky-TIPSY-ca-ca-HOE

by Jay September 14, 2004