JaY's definitions

macaroni

adj.-
Synonym for "cool". Derived from the Oxford English Dictionary original definition of an 18th century dandy who affected mannerisms of Continental Europe.

"Stuck a feather in his (Doodle's) cap and called it macaroni."

"Man, that bitch is macaroni"

"I'm so macaroni, girls will want to pour cheese on me."

by Jay May 13, 2005

Nuclear Ambiguity

When a dangerous rogue state which is suspected of having an illegal nuclear weapons arsenal claims that it "...will not introduce nuclear weapons to the Middle East" - and continues to claim that it does not have weapons of mass destruction even after one of its nuclear technicians proves that it does have a nuclear stockpile of at least 300 warheads (all so it can continue to be propped up by billions of dollars in aid from an allied country which has a law banning it from supporting proliferating countries).

Nuclear weapons? What nuclear weapons? The facility at Dimona is a textiles factory....okay okay, it is just a civilian nuclear research programme.

Now, Papa America, as we DO NOT have nuclear weapons please can you give us even more and more billions of aid dollars so we can continue building on occupied land and developing our nuclear power station.

by Jay April 21, 2004

Jurica

Very attractive male to the opposite sex. Pleasing to the ladies eye.

Oh man, Brian looked so jurica yesterday, I wanted him bad!

by Jay May 12, 2004

wrecked 'em

rectum, anus, butthole, fudge tunnel

Rectum, it damn near killed 'em.

by Jay October 10, 2004

fun bunch

cool people that you kick it with and have fun.

"What'd you do yesterday"
"nuh'in much... just chilled with the funch bunch."

by jay April 9, 2005

kirst

Really not nice

You are a kirst

by Jay June 2, 2004

arabian goggle eyes

when you take you take your nuts and place them in a sleeping friends eyes and lay your dick down their nose to their mouth and take pictures or await for them to awake.

Damn...Jesse feel asleep lets give him a pair of Arabian Goggle eyes.

by Jay December 30, 2004