JaY's definitions

dominate

When a Woman controls a man. A Woman who wants to dominate will find it much easier and more pleasant if She adds paddling and humiliation. Domination usually requires that the Woman humiliate the man to some degree.

I totally dominate my husband/boyfriend!

by Jay April 23, 2005

headbang

To perform the act of bobbing your head up and down on a penis.

Samantha always headbanged afterschool.

by Jay July 2, 2004

rebornation

rebornation - to start over and fix yourself. It's just like saying, your going to change for someone. -- rebordanate, rebornation, reBORN, CHANGE.

Drastic measures cause for drastic changes - stage 1 of rebornation

by Jay July 27, 2004

time in a bottle

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.

Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"

by Jay March 19, 2004

McDonalds

1. Last resort for people who can't find a suiteable job. Also known for the best management training in the world...

2. Restaurant where the guests are equally stupid as the people who work there...

1. Don't worry; you can always flip burgers for the clown!
When you can turn a complete retard into a manager... you've got the best management training in the world!!!

2. "Gimme a Big Mac Menu, Super Sized, extra sauce 'n cheese, a Quarter Pounder on the side, also with extra cheese... and a Diet Coke, because I gotta loose weight!"

by Jay February 4, 2004

jiffylube

To masterbate with car oil.

Jessie had to relax so he jiffylubed it.

by Jay April 6, 2005

cradle of filth

one of the greates bands of all time, and probably very underestimated.even through many changes in the band line they still prove to be one of the best.Why? Dani Filth. He is the adhesive that makes it work, probably one of the most dedicated musicians today. he struggled to make that band work and they do deserve notorioty in and out of thier genre.

you want to succeed, work like Dani and Cradle of Filth

by jay October 7, 2003