JaY's definitions

esse

esse /ess-sá/ n. a male gangsta of Hispanic ethnicity

"Hey, que honda, esse? Whass wit' dat crazy sombrero, mang?"

by Jay January 19, 2003

Easy Mac

a cheap prostitute

man look at that Easy Mac

by Jay March 20, 2003

lisatised

When a guy is completely awe-struck by a girl's beauty, ala love at first sight, to the point he loses his voice when he tries to talk to her.

Hypnotized by love

"The poor guy is lisatised by her, and she doesn't even know it."

by jay April 22, 2005

Maker's Mark

Smoothest Kentucky bourbon known to man. If Jesus enjoyed a nice sip of bourbon after work, this is what he would drink.

Easily recognized by the distinctive red wax seal and very smooth 90 proof flavor.

Go buy yourself some, cheap-ass.

by Jay May 7, 2005

Neek

A cross between a Nerd and a Geek.

Jon from big brother is a neek.

by Jay June 6, 2003

xl

a member of the fattoid species; and can be found on his garden city postal route slipping in mud patches. one who has a big gulp for every breakfast and a faggot son who can't read

God dammit! xl ate my donut!

by jay February 12, 2005

binger

anus, butthole

Babe, you really have a stinky binger tonight, did you just crap

by Jay June 17, 2004