JaY's definitions

Lord Sloth

a sloth to be feared

I'm nothing but a Lord Sloth.

by Jay October 24, 2003

baishi

1. One who has eyes which closely resemble a pair of vaginas.
2. A vagina that closely resembles Baishi's eyes.

I was under the stands at the football game and she wasn't wearing any panties and I saw her baishi!!

by Jay October 30, 2003

fluff

To prepare a pornographic actor for a sexual scene.
To arouse a participant in preparation for a recoreded sexual act.

His evening job was a fluffer.
I was fluffing this guy...
Inadequately fluffed star.

by jay July 29, 2003

jismopper

One who cleans up at the adult peep show.

I got fired from 7-11 and all I could find was a jismopper position at Sallie's Sex Shop.

by Jay March 11, 2003

jodle

A diverse form of annoying yodelling produced by Joe. Normally heard in the very early hours

It's 5am, go and jodle in her ear, that'll piss her off

by Jay July 4, 2004

swizz

A.K.A. swiee, O.C. it is oxycontin.

we pickin up some SWIZZ this weekend?

by jay May 27, 2004

stats

stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.

websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.

This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.

From TeeGee of FuckingUpThe.Net

by Jay January 21, 2004