JaVonni Brustow's definitions

Snatched

A waistline so incredibly thin it can only be obtained by the most dedicated of bulimics

Her waist is like so snatched... like CPS took her kids snatched

by JaVonni Brustow April 2, 2021

Elbow bumps

a kama sutra position where both elbows come together causing an elbow bump

"Yo, didn't you go out with Kelly last night?"

"Sure did. And when it was all over, I was giving her elbow bumps across the dresser."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

Zoom

lyrics to a song by Wreck-XN-Effect sung while motorboating

After sex, Jake was asked by Lara if he would be coming into work the next morning. He said, no, adding that all he wanted to do, (before motorboating) was "zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Distance learning

Distance learning is when a couple is separated and the woman takes the house and the man has an apartment while she is trying to teach him how to act.

"Honey, when will I be able to move back in?"

"This semester's distance learning course will be over in 4 months. Love ya, babe."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.

"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Fit

When your outfit for the day is 100% on point, it is abbreviated as a "fit."

Rachel's fit was an old nasty child throwin' a fit in the store fit.

by JaVonni Brustow April 2, 2021

Social distancing

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.

Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021