JaSoN's definitions

dichotomy

its like... opposites. for example, dick cheney and mother teresa would be a dichotomy

the zebra was a horse till it got blasted by the dichotomizing ray

by jason August 25, 2003

prison fart

A fart which resembles the qualities attained in a male prison. Due to the unmeasurable amounts of anal sex, the anus is loosened, and thus, farts exit the anus without making much noise

Dude... That was a prison fart! Cut that sh*t out!

by Jason January 1, 2004

scooby doo

classic sneakers, ones you had when you were growin' up (e.g. air force ones, chuck taylors) referenced in Jay-Z's "Excuse me Miss"

Yo, don't even front like you were gonna scuff my scooby doos.

by Jason July 19, 2004

exie

1.Slang term for a person who would be considered an existentialist, in regard to personal philosophy.
Term allegedly coined by John Lennon of the Beatles.

Those exies think they have it all figgured out.

by Jason December 15, 2004

stellar

An excellent song by an excellent band

"stellar" by Incubus

by Jason July 13, 2003

football bat

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.

When Jason used pumice soap to jack off, Jill walked in and exclaimed, "That's about as fucked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!"

by Jason March 10, 2005

Poly Doly

A beautiful woman who knows she is hot.

The guys cannon resisit the beauty of a Poly Doly.

by Jason May 30, 2004