cream sandwhich

cream sandwhich1-a sandwhich made of cream;cream sandwhich2-when your penis is covered in spurm and your hooker dovours it whole
-I just made a cream sandwhich!
-Hey baby, eat my cream sandwhich!
by Jason November 14, 2004
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butt dust

Dust that comes within the anal cavity unexpectedly.
Jeff farted and his butt got a little smokey afterwards. I said, "Damn dude, did you see that cloud of butt dust you just left on that little kid?"
by Jason January 16, 2004
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subbot

Jason is such a subbot.
by Jason September 26, 2003
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Wazza

A fucked-up whiny little bitch. Usually will attach itself to a group of people and refuse to let go
Fuck off wazza, you aren't welcome here.
by Jason February 01, 2005
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comedy of the commons

a joke that everybody copies and changes a little to seem like they made it up
That joke was comedy of the commons
by Jason September 05, 2003
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civil engineer

builders of everyything big and useful, mostly dislexic, counts as far as 4 as bigger numbers can be ignored, drink a lot, responsible for the future of your roads, railyways, tunnels and bridges. There's something to think about when you travel outside.
engineer 1. This looks a bit iffy.
engineer 2. yeah, but nevermind it'll do.
engineer 1. you're right let's go for a pint.
engineer 2. good idea, just remember not to drive over this bridge.
by jason April 13, 2004
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Disingenuous

Insincere, not straight-forward
by Jason December 27, 2002
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