JaSoN's definitions

Knighty

One who is cool;
The coolist;
Mr. Cool.

That guy Knighty is so cool.

by Jason May 12, 2003

klackey

to get absolutely annihilated. fubar

We went out last night and got all klackeyed. It was rough.

by jason November 14, 2003

wisest

Someone with infinite god-like and omniscient qualities. An all-knowing being whose intelligence and wit dwarfs that of even the greatest thinkers of our time.

Wisest, what do you think the best course of action would be in this situation?

by Jason March 30, 2005

lettuce

1) A green leafy vegetable.
2) Same as head, as in blowjob.

"Dude, I'm gonna try to get some lettuce!"

by Jason October 1, 2003

backstreet boys

The Best Band Ever, the only guys who don't like them are insecure and jealous.

i saw the backstreet boys in concert and i creamed my pants!

by jason April 25, 2005

mod

"mod" is a tag given by the media & general public to ANYONE who rdes Lambretta's & Vespa's, so all of a sudden 99% of non mod scooterists put on there own tags by way of a T.SHIRT - saying..... I'M NOT A FUCKING MOD, when will people stop categorising just becasewe rde te same macines "mods" did in the 60's. yes there are still mods out the but only a very small minority - so go out and tell te world - not all scooter (hardly any) riders are mods!

mod - sharp tailor made clothes, classy scooter, gorgeous girl on his arm, always one step ahead on te fashion front, oh and to make hmsef look a twat, bolted 6000 lights and 4 million mirrors along with bits of dead animals to his scooter!!

by jason December 14, 2003

rentacop

any person who has a security related job that cannot carry a gun, and who spends most of his/her time eating doughnuts and drinking coffee.

mall Security

by Jason December 3, 2003