Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.
Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.
by Jared March 24, 2004
mugGet the Brown Eye Witnessmug.

D-troit

Location in michigan
Ghetto, slum town
8 mile, Eminem's old street
I live in D-troit dogg!
by Jared May 02, 2004
mugGet the D-troitmug.

stave

(verb)
To sing until Jim Croce appears in Homsar's stupid kids show.
Stave it off. 1, 2, 3. And now you can count to three.
by Jared August 11, 2004
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queens

An urban version of Long Island. A pretty boring place, I stay out except for Laguardia and JFK.
Manhattan is urban, Queens is suburban, and Upstate Nassau is rural.
by Jared March 23, 2005
mugGet the queensmug.

socialism

confused with communism, which doesn't work, this however can work very well with a mix of capitalism and democracy, it is a more equal economic system where the poor can become rich, whenever this comes up in a conversation someone eventually says it didn't work in russia
I think socialism is a..
Didn't work in russia
No, thats communism, this is differ...
Didn't work in cuba
Your not listening to me, Im talking about something completely different!
SHUTUP YOU FUCKING HIPPIE!!
by Jared October 19, 2003
mugGet the socialismmug.

hoopdy

i just got head! hoopdy!
by Jared April 17, 2005
mugGet the hoopdymug.

jacuzzi cassinova

When a person can't get any pleasure from human, animal, or self. so they must stick there genitals in a jacuzzi jet for pleasure. also known as pulling an eric. (or trevor)
man he cant get any from anybody, he's just a jacuzzi cassinova
by Jared August 24, 2004
mugGet the jacuzzi cassinovamug.