sleeper

a person who is an outwardly common looking item, but possesses something special or unique inside

Cyndi turned out to be a sleeper, I thought she was just a bar fly but she has an M.A.Sc. in Electrical Engineering and owns half a restaurant with her youngest uncle.

by Jake March 24, 2004

Duece

throwin a mad ass curve ball in baseball

yo robert just threw a nastya ass duece andstruck him out

by Jake June 17, 2003

kko

the final evolutionary stage of the kkorney.

Darwin chart:
kkorney -> kkorney182 -> kko182 -> kko

by jake April 27, 2003

nekrolishous

an ugly gurl that could look pretty if she wanted to.....and you would do her if you got the chance

that nekromonger looks nekrolishous

by jake August 19, 2004

prom

To the students: an excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic!

To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.

To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...

I borrowed Dad's car, then spent $400 on renting a suit, buying flowers, tickets to the prom, some liquor and a locket on a chain for her. Oh, and condoms. She bought a dress, got her hair and 20 nails done, bought shoes,tear-off underwear,a purse, and got a horrendous period an hour before midnight.
So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin.

by Jake February 03, 2004

idiopanic

an amazing band that one day, will own the heavy metal music industry

A: Dude! Did you hear idiopanic haul fuckin ass at that show?
B: Hellz yeah! They made all the other bands look like corn sharks!

by jAkE April 12, 2005

pussy thumper

its when a male rams his nose in a chicks ass and tongues her pussy

<erin> so how did u break it off
<chris> well i told her im a pussy thumper, and i did it, do bad she didnt like as much as i did

by jake December 03, 2004