a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to cucumbers, carrots, leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
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When seeing a good looking person of the opposite sex, he told his friend, "She is so tweed, I would love to say hello."
Also - "This party we are going to tomorrow night will be tweed."
Someone might say that if there was going to be punch served at a party.
Also - "This party we are going to tomorrow night will be tweed."
Someone might say that if there was going to be punch served at a party.
by Jake May 13, 2005
Get the Tweed mug.A form of speech that is spoken in code where certain words mean certain things; originated in Orting, WA.
"Ya don't Jag you stupid fuck"
by Jake January 06, 2005
Get the Jag mug.When a kid, usually a n00b, tries to type the word "comp" as in computer, but has bad typing skills and his/her keys are not in the home position; thus, the resulting typed word is one letter to the left
by Jake November 06, 2004
Get the xino mug.(adjective) When a woman is "on the rag", that means she has her period. She's also likely in a bad mood because of the various discomforts associated with pads, leaks, tampons, washing out underwear, not being able to wear light-coloured skirts or pants, etc.
She's really in a mood, she's on the rag and complaining about everything. Last night she slept so soundly that she woke up in a pool of blood.
by Jake February 20, 2004
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