by Jake January 06, 2005

one who enjoys cookies, chips, cake, and cholesteral sticks. fat people don't like exercise and they sweat after they walk from the pantry to the refrigerator.
by jake January 19, 2005

by Jake February 17, 2004

noun, railroading term for an end bearing on a axle which has become extremely hot due to lack of lubrication.
by Jake February 03, 2004


An Anglican festival where you give up everything enjoyable in your life for a few weeks. Its supposed to make you a better person.
This year, for Lent, I gave up liquor at lunch, sex, erotic novels, surfing porn sites, dating, and dessert.
by Jake February 27, 2004

A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the "mother figure" that some girls become.
"Why is he going out with her? She's broken, and a little crazy."
"The fool's just being a White Knight."
"The fool's just being a White Knight."
by Jake November 03, 2004
