the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure
I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.
my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.
my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.
by jackass April 17, 2004
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I’m from Massachusetts. Where the roads are horrible. We are only bad drivers to anyone not from Mass. We have the greatest sports teams in the world. Super Bowl Champs and the World series in one year. Bad weather but we wouldn’t change it for the world. The cape is where we all migrate in the summer. We say a lot and use wicked as a noun, verb and adjective. We live off of iced coffee and it’s a meal supplement. No one is better than Massholes
Jack: I’m from Massachusetts
Tim: Oh! My hometown team is way better than yours!
Jack: How many championships do you have again?
Tim: Oh! My hometown team is way better than yours!
Jack: How many championships do you have again?
by jackass May 01, 2019
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deuce deuce is short for twenty two, which can be used to describe anything that is 22, like 22 inch rims, but initially refered to a .22 caliber gun
by jackass March 23, 2003
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