Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by Juan April 04, 2004

ghettocore

when something is in fact ghetto to its core

Patman's boots were fucking ghettocore, then I tripped and almost fell.

by Juan November 12, 2004

Head Royce

A school where for 22,000 a year you can lose sight of everything truly important in life and be taught that 1) money is everything 2) you are better than everyone else ever. EVER. 3) you have to kill to get ahead. It's a guarantee you will make bundles of money someday but have the same amount of fun as a survivor from Auchwitz.

You're cute...Oh wait, you go to Head-Royce, nevermind.

by Juan April 09, 2005

cock nocker

someone that knocks on cocks

your mom is a cock nocker... she knocks on my cock

by JUAN October 19, 2003

bortardation

A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retarded to amuse yourself.

Your Momma drinks goat milk!...ahem, excuse me, I'm suffering from bortardation.

by Juan February 27, 2003

sucks the bag

means you are a homosexual keik bastard guy

you suck the bag man

by JuAN June 26, 2004

yessenia

This defenition is used for a cool, volumptuious, fine kitty-cat who gets all the men, but is honorable to just one. This background comes from mid-eighteenth century in southern new york and traveled downward during the century to where it reached Cuba and is now mainly used in southern Florida.

" That chick is acting like such a yessenia. WOW! I don't want her, I want a bitch!!"

by Juan January 10, 2005