100 definitions by JT

zurt

A synonym for "idiot"

Don't be such a zurt

by JT September 8, 2004

Chodum

The words 'chode' and 'scrotum' mashed together to make an amusing-sounding insult.

"Dude, Matt, you're such a chodum."

by JT August 25, 2004

statistics

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

39% of all statistics are made up.

by JT July 14, 2003

blarpkin

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

by JT April 16, 2005

scio

To be known and unknown at the same time, its a latin word. can mean mysterious or shadow

Not really used as anyting more than a title, or in general speech..see sciophobia; the fear of shadows.

by JT February 16, 2005

Stupid Folk

Stupid Folk are theretards who put in definitions on this site but cannot spell to save their fucking lives! PEOPLE please, don't try to dog on someone if you don't even have the intelligence to do it properly!! You only make yourself look more stupid than you already are.

"you guys shuldnt be written bad things abuot peeple on hear. its mean and hattelful. I guess I'm just part of the stupid folk"

by JT April 9, 2005

Megaplegic

A superhero who is paralyzed from the neck up; they must be confined to an ab-rocker

JT The Megaplegic whore

by JT November 9, 2004