Definitions by JRob

bear bait 

On a highway, car that passes you going way over the posted speed limit. If there is a speed trap ahead, he will get caught instead of you. See also cop cleaner. The bear part comes from "Smokey The Bear" - shortened to "Bear" - old CB'er term for a highway patrol officer because of their rather distictive headgear which resembles a national park ranger's hat.

Trucker 1: "Breaker, breaker - Jimmy, I gotta make up some time - any Bears around? Over."
Trucker 2: "Not seen any, Peter - but that young buck blew by us in the Eclipse musta been doing about 90. Bear bait fer sure. Over."

bear bait by JRob September 19, 2005

spalker 

A car that follows you in the parking lot hoping to get your space. Most usually at Wal-Mart, but also happens at upper class joints.

Him: Don't look back, man - we've got a spalker behind us!

Her: Shut up and take these bags so I can get the keys out of my purse.

spalker by JRob August 22, 2005

Po-tay-to po-tah-to

Taken from the Louis Armstrong Lyrics to "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off":
"You like potato and I like potahto, You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto, Let's call the whole thing off."
Used by somebody comparing two things that are essentially interchangeable or two words for the same thing.

Republicans - Right-wing crooks. Po-tay-to po-tah-to.

Po-tay-to po-tah-to by JRob August 8, 2005

cashtray 

A car ashtray that has been repurposed as a coinholder.

Here comes another toll - open the cashtray!

cashtray by JRob July 13, 2005

bomber 

ecstasy pill

20 bucks will get me a nice white double stack bomber...holla!

bomber by jrob October 21, 2003

CMF 

Chinese Mother Fucker

That CMF has a wang the size of my toe nail.

CMF by JROB September 23, 2003