JRob's definitions

robustious

(roh-BUHS-chuhs)- Boisterous; vigorous - Coarse; rough; crude.

When the meaning of the disturbance became clear to him he placed a hand beside his mouth and shouted: "Hey! Frank!" in such a robustious voice that the feeble clamor of the natives was drowned and silenced.
-- O. Henry, Cabbages and Kings

by JRob August 25, 2006

spalker

A car that follows you in the parking lot hoping to get your space. Most usually at Wal-Mart, but also happens at upper class joints.

Him: Don't look back, man - we've got a spalker behind us!

Her: Shut up and take these bags so I can get the keys out of my purse.

by JRob August 22, 2005

Digilanti

Combining digerati expertise with vigilante initiative, the digilanti anonymously police the Internet, exposing scams and fighting spam in the interest of making the Web safe without government intervention.

Oh-oh - watch out for Dan The Digilanti! No swears while he's online.

by JRob August 8, 2007

coin-operated employee

An employee brought in for a particular project or set time period.

Management is not sure if we are over the hump yet, so they are brining in some coin-operated employees to help with this project.

by JRob January 8, 2010

street spam

n. Advertisements posted on telephone poles, traffic lights, and other public areas.

Honest, officer, I didn't even see the stop sign! Look at all the street spam all over that corner.

by JRob October 4, 2005

eco porn

A corporate advertisement that extols the company's environmental record or policies - usually by a company known to rape and pillage the environment as often as possible.

Abe: Have you seen those new commecials by the oil companies that show how good they are for the environment?

Babe: They are pure eco porn, man.

by JRob October 4, 2005