JP$'s definitions

meaningless cream

Sexual Intercourse, usually after a long term relationship break-up, where the male settles for any pussy that he can get without wasting time, energy, emotion, or contraceptives. Love, Cuddling, and conversation are never factors.

Boyfriend:I miss Rachel...
Friend: Shut-up! Go get a meaningless cream

by JP$ September 30, 2003

sasquatch

your friends girlfriend who is three times the size of him and has a massive swamp crotch vagina.

He really needs to get rid of that sasquatch vagina

by JP$ September 30, 2003

snail

A hard-rail without premature ejaculation

So are they snailin?
Does she snail?
Damn he can snail!

by JP$ September 30, 2003

average

Good Enough to bang after a few beers

So what do you think of her?
well, She's average.
So Would you do her?
Well, if I was drunk and I never had to talk to her again.

by JP$ September 30, 2003

Fresh Tail

Refers to any piece of ass that is new to you, does not necessarily mean fresh in terms of quality, hygiene, weight, or looks.

"there's some fresh tail for you"
"dude, she's fat"

by JP$ December 13, 2004

persian squirrel

In refence to the size of a male's genitals. Abnormally small with massive testicals.

I saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel

by JP$ September 30, 2003

bell-ringer

Derived from the characteristics of the historical figure Quasi Moto, this adjective refers to any person (preferably of the opposite sex) who possesses at least one (but not limited to) physical trait of Quasi Moto. For example: hunchback, oversized features, moles, foul smell, tattered clothing, and/or overall hideous appearance.

"So Travis brought home another bell-ringer last night, I bet she can really tug some rope"

by JP$ February 23, 2005