minty vagina

When you start to fuck a chick but then realize that her vagina is dirty, you go into the bathroom; smeer toothpaste/cleaning products on your penis and continue with the process of intercourse

John: God dammit dude i had to give Pocahontas a minty vagina last night!!...GOD DAMN WAS SHE DIRTY!!!
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser

by John Smith May 13, 2005

Sea-donkey

a fat girl dressed in slutty clothes

Wow, she is a sea-donkey

by john smith December 04, 2003

John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI

FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!

by John Smith May 13, 2005

Parimal

Excessive user of the suffix "zilla" and constant tell of bad jokes eg."you can't go wrong making a right turn".
One who is Parimal is the only one who things that they are funny.

You are such a Parimal (meaning your not funny)

by John Smith August 16, 2004

Towzzer

Towzzer is a extremely annoying american.

"Towzzer wouldn't stop licking me"

by John Smith August 12, 2004

Afronova

Definitely the most overplayed song on Dance Dance Revolution, known for the many freestyle moves people use on it.

This one time, i went to an arcade. where there were two people, who only played afronova 1.5 times, on light, and still failed

by John Smith February 26, 2004

u r so ql

You are so cool. Sms. language. Used to tell someone to tell them that they are cool.
Often used as a sarcastic fraise.

hi clark. u r so ql.

by John Smith August 17, 2003