JOhn Smith's definitions

young love

the forbidden love a 21 year old has for a 16 year old lolita. aka 'Jail Bait''

Hopefully Jordan pulled out of his young love so he won't be charged with statutory rape.'

by John Smith March 1, 2005

boban

A very smelly and stincy hairy beast, or just a person that forgot how to use the shower and hasn't showered for centuries and usually smells like feet (or shit, your choice)...

Also, a stupid, arrogant and funny looking male\thing that has no exact definition till this very day!

Look at him, his hair is all messed up and he walkes very funny - what a Boban!

Damn! He smells like pure shit! And his hair smells like my feet!

by John Smith March 31, 2004

steamed

1.to be fucked over by valve software

2.a substitute for the common "pwned" expression when playing video games online

1.Invalid steam userID ticket? I've been STEAMED!

2.I STEAMED yo ass biatch!

by John Smith March 4, 2004

dress-wearing

a word used to descripe spinner, the creator of planetarion.

...the ever dress-wearing spinner.

Spinner is dress-wearing.

by John Smith August 18, 2003

Gornayto

1.To be sure of oneself even when wrong. To use others as if they were nothing but pawns, and to think one is of godly stature. 2.A wicked tasty burrito.

...J...O...E

George Bush sure is gornaytoe these days.

I sure love your Mom's Gornaytoe, but it sure makes me shit....just like joe

by John Smith April 7, 2005

tism

Means fucked up, from the band of the same name. a fucked up situation. someone who is acting weird?!

this is fucking tism, man.
i am feeling pretty tism.
fucking tism.
Tism.

by John Smith December 4, 2004

mf-count

There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.

the mf-count is 1 today cause she fucked over her only other friend yesterday.

by John Smith February 22, 2005