JOhn Smith's definitions

Queef

A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.

Queef stop being such a straight up geek!

by John Smith July 11, 2004

painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.

Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.

by John Smith March 21, 2003

insurance company whore

one who gains insurance company dollars by using there profession to deceive

That disablities exspert was a real insurance company whore.

by john smith March 31, 2003

buttstabber

noun word used to describe one who gives anal sex

God Jim, your such a buttstabber

by john smith March 27, 2003

Weaksauce

calling one "weak sauce" compares an individual to the "mild" sauce found at Taco Bell; weak, insignificant, attempting to be like the other hot sauces, but not living up to expectations.

"Dude, that papercut was some weaksauce bs."

by John Smith April 9, 2006

739

codeword for "sex" (sex is 7 3 9 on a mobile fone keypad)

me n muh galz jus did 739 in da basement!

by John Smith January 11, 2004

m1a1

This is comparable to the M1A2It has the 120mm M256 cannon, improved fire control system, and NBC overpressure system, and improved suspension. These improvements give the M1A1 greater shoot-on-the move capabilities and an increased first round probability against advanced enemy armor. It also has a crew of 4 and 3 7.62mm M240 anti-personnel machine guns mounted on it.

35 M1 tanks were destroyed by Iraqi fire during Operation Desert Storm.

by John Smith February 14, 2004