Niagra Falls

1. A beautiful texas girl in John's eyes who teases him and he will never get; one day John calls her a whore and the next day he's trying to go out with her.

A.K.A. - Kelsie
I hope Niagra Falls is at Zaxby's tonight
by John March 31, 2005
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Clag Parsona

A little man diagnosed by his fellow peers with Short Man's Syndrome and or Napolean Complex. Craig Parsons is also know as Clag and was made by his sister Mark. Clag means stuff like arse hairs, faggot, and many more.
Dude why are you acting like a clag
by John March 02, 2005
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brainiac

A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".
"...and then his entire system crashed. What a brainiac."
by John May 12, 2004
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fifer

a bad ass that will slit yo throat in a minute
BIATCH!!!!!!
by john May 12, 2003
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doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.
John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown
by john September 05, 2003
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dumbass

the rear fo a dumb
I was behind the dumb, almost smelling the dumbass...
by john July 21, 2003
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scotch

Scotch is a type of Whiskey not liquor, but at least you know its a drink. i know this because i see the words Scotch Whiskey everytime i pour myself a shot.
"I was so full of Soctch i could not stand up i was hittin the shots and i moved to a cup"- Tim Armstrong from Rancid.
by John July 14, 2003
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