1. A beautiful texas girl in John's eyes who teases him and he will never get; one day John calls her a whore and the next day he's trying to go out with her.
A.K.A. - Kelsie
A.K.A. - Kelsie
by John March 31, 2005
A little man diagnosed by his fellow peers with Short Man's Syndrome and or Napolean Complex. Craig Parsons is also know as Clag and was made by his sister Mark. Clag means stuff like arse hairs, faggot, and many more.
by John March 02, 2005
A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".
by John May 12, 2004
by john September 05, 2003
by john July 21, 2003
Scotch is a type of Whiskey not liquor, but at least you know its a drink. i know this because i see the words Scotch Whiskey everytime i pour myself a shot.
"I was so full of Soctch i could not stand up i was hittin the shots and i moved to a cup"- Tim Armstrong from Rancid.
by John July 14, 2003