Peen Cut

One a person has a san diego bowl cut, That is off kilter that makes his head look like a penis. AkA the lloyd christmas

Guy walks in your classroom. Jason "damn look at that peeeen cut!"

by John January 24, 2005

funky gibbon

To react wildly with much waving of arms. Derived from the Goodies song/dance

I was only 15 minutes late for the meeting and the boss did a total Funky Gibbon in front of everyone

by John August 14, 2003

trafting

when one inserts a small rodent into ones anus for pleasure

Using a paper towel tube to insert/penetrate the anal canal with a living specimen.

by John August 25, 2003

bum darts

Three guys have Man Triangle sex!

Phil Cory and Jason love the man triangle game because they all feel warm inside!!

by John December 03, 2003

They Might Be Giants

A band, the likes of which have never been seen, that continues to rock you through the night and sends you into a coma that lasts until sometime next week.

Ana Ng, Spider, Minimum Wage, NO!, etc.

by John October 03, 2003

Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

by John February 08, 2004

expanchise

When there are already enough franchises in the NFL, NBA or MLB and some wanna-be city wants to validate itself it petitions for a new team or expanchise.

Cleveland has forced Baltimore into creating an expanchise, the Ravens, so they could keep the Browns.

by John January 10, 2004