JOhn's definitions

Schloft

Vaginal discharge; Girl's cum

If the schloft smells bed, stay away.

by John December 3, 2003

bogey b

The name of a worms player who got tired of using boggy b

you know man, thats not how you spell boggy.

by john April 14, 2005

vestibule

a place where people hang out, to wait to see if they can score some free porn

i want porn-same thing as lets go to the vestibule

by john March 12, 2004

brown knuckle

Shit on your hand or knuckle when wiping one's ass.

While wiping I got a case of the brown knuckle.

My roommate had brown knuckle on his finger.

by john January 19, 2004

dork cheese

Member of Kingdom Of Loathing forums. Asshole.

"hey u muthas i think u r all gey fags"

by John January 4, 2005

John

a toilet

John: I took a fat **** in john yesterday.

by John December 13, 2019

pussy-whipped

Manhood

Any guy who has no control over his manhood, he trades it in for pussy, she knows it and uses it to control him.

by john September 12, 2003