cooning it

"wig he was cooning it just then!"
by john December 01, 2006
Get the cooning it mug.

divad999

Someone that makes empty promises then whines about it when being confronted.
Don't dare you pull a divad999 on me.
by John November 17, 2004
Get the divad999 mug.

Seyha

Seyha is another word for a homo-sexual selling himself for money and drugs
seyha is a crack hoe.
by john October 03, 2004
Get the Seyha mug.

i was about to say

1. A phrase used at the end of a fragmented sentence; Usually as a threat or warning. Mostly used by blacks and ghetto whites.

also see: 'i wuz 'bout ta say'

2. A polite phrase to use after a motormouth has interrupted your statement once again.
1. Girl, I thought you called me ugly, I was about to say...

b. What he lookin at? Oh, he's blind? I was about to say...

c. Shoot, that man came up to me with that bullcrap like I wanted him. I was about to say...

d. Oooh, you got them new Jordans? Oh, no that's straight bootleg. I was about to say...


2. As I was about to say, children are severely affected by their single parents dating patterns.

b. I was about to say that I would give you half of the million, but since I now know you think I'm a greedy, selfish bitch, you can fuck the hell off... and take the kids.
by john August 24, 2004
Get the i was about to say mug.

tots

She's got a nice set of tots.
by John November 09, 2003
Get the tots mug.

sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.
megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter
by john September 28, 2003
Get the sherman's classic shifter mug.

Crossing the line

Something one does when temptation becomes too much to handle. Usually done with someone on "The List"(see the list) when it is bad to do so!
So we hooked up last night and crossed the line. Not all the lines! There were some things that we didn't do and lines we didn't cross.
by John September 30, 2003
Get the Crossing the line mug.