JOhn's definitions

ziiing

Glorious dictatorship, involving ninjas, and kittens.


www.ziiing.com

Ahh we have a ziiing upon us.

by John March 23, 2004

whipped

What tonio is...
Also see pussywhipped

Tonio is soo fucking whipped its not even funny.

by John March 23, 2004

high maintenance

A person who has expensive taste (re. clothing, restaurants, etc.).
This person is never comfortable because he/she is constantly concerned about his/her appearance.
This person feels they are better than most people and usually judge others based on outward appearances.

I am not high maintenance

by John March 22, 2004

www

The only acronym that takes longer to say than the actual phrase it is meant to abbreviate.

World Wide Web - 3 syllables
"Double U, Double U, Double U" - 9 syllables

by John March 22, 2004

lynore domegan

The hottest girl on the planet

Hey back away from lynore domegan, shes mine u assface!

by john March 22, 2004

lie

What men do when they want to get laid.

I lied about the number of women I had slept with.

by John March 22, 2004

28 days later

In England, "28 days later" is roughly the equivalent of "four to six weeks later" in America -- like when you order something out of a catalog and they say the merchandise will be arriving in the near future.

Thank you for ordering "The Greatest Hits of Kathie Lee Gifford." You can expect it 28 days later.

by John March 20, 2004