JOhn's definitions

girlgoyle

The girlgoyle is the profoundly ugly chick that hangs around with the really hot girl that you are trying to hit on. In order for a successful coming-on attempt, the girlgoyle must be neutralized. This is where one of your buddies must "take one for the team" and go flirt with the girlgoyle, leaving the hot girl available for flirting purposes.

The girl was beautiful, unfortunately her friend was a complete girlgoyle.

by john February 7, 2005

azn john

The supreme azn who rules the world; Asian Invasion;

"Look, the azn john is here, wendy! You must bow to him."

by John February 7, 2005

Cleveland Bukkake Special

You start by taking a shit on a girls face then you have you and your friends come on her face. then you fuck her throat til she pukes and then u take all the fluids and use it as anal lube. when you're done suck the fluids out of her ass and make out with her then fuck her sister in a kiddy pool full of the fluids.

definition pretty much explains it

by john February 7, 2005

G-Men

Slang for Glassmen. A drum and bugle corps from Toledo, OH.

I actually though the G-Men's show was quite entertaining this year.

by John February 8, 2005

modest mouse

A band that no one actually liked. They were only listened to because Rolling Stone gave them a good review. Thankfully, since the band experienced modest popularity, they'll no longer be trendy. Soon, they'll be sitting right next to ICP and Dashboard Confessional in the mainstream, yet still underground, not listened to bin.

Did you hear about the new Modest Mouse CD? Neither did I.

by John February 9, 2005

nwa

An acronym for NorthWest Airlines.

"should I drop you off at the Lufthansa terminal?" "naw dog, im ride wit nwa"

by John February 11, 2005

A2O

Anal 2 oral, giving a girl ass loven, than getting oral sex after.

I got so wasted las night, I gave that bitch an A20.

by John February 11, 2005