JOhn's definitions

Alcoholism

A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.

Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.

Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.

by John January 22, 2005

UAFF

noun, an American organization who sympathizes with the IRA, Sinn Fein, and the Republicans. Created in the year 1999, they plan to fight along side with the IRA, and drive the Brits out of Ireland forever.

Ulster American Freedom Fighters

by john November 30, 2004

Sea Urchin

A form of making love under water in a replica of a giant oyster, without a breathing aparatus. Frequent breaths are needed in order to stay alive.

My lover and I were engaged in a very dangerous, but erotic, sea urchin.

by John January 8, 2004

Dave Mustaine

The man behind Megadeth. Formed Megadeth after he was kicked out of Metallica for drug abuse. He was both the lead guitarist and lead vocalist of Megadeth, until he injured the nerves in his arm and Megadeth disbanded without him.

Dave Mustaine is a great thrash guitarist and a "born-again christian".

by John July 16, 2008

mental intercourse

the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation. Topics range from sex to nerdy subjects.

I enjoyed our mental intercourse today. Perhaps again, tommorrow?

by John June 20, 2004

CB

Cock-block: an act that someone else does that ruins your chance at getting some punani.

"Hey Tyrone, you just CB'ed me bitch! Now I ain't gettin' no pussy tonight!"

by John November 24, 2004

Lipids

Lipids simply means fat, or an overweight person.

Man, that girl sure has MAJOR lipids!

by John November 23, 2004