Goa'uld

Executives of the RIAA.
The false gods are suing Viriginia Tech!
by John May 01, 2004
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Xanga

An online journal or diary like Weblog, My-diary, Livejournal, etc., etc.. People post as they would in an actual journal or diary.
I write stupid stereotypes on urbandictionary about people who have xanga; except I know all this because I...
A) Actually have one and actively maintain the page on a daily basis.
B) Have no life of my own and scan other peoples depressing pages so that I don't feel like my life sucks worse
C) Am just pissed because I tried to steal someone else's HTML and couldn't quite figure out how to insert it into my own code and the page quit working.
by John December 11, 2003
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t minus zero

There is no time left and you need to make a decision. To fuck or not to fuck. That is the question.
When I encountered a stripper, I had t minus zer to make a decision to screw her.
by JOHN May 11, 2004
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repost

Usually used on message boards. When something has already been previously posted and a n00b comes in and reposts it, thinking he is uber l337.
REPOST stupid n00b :rolleyes:
by John December 15, 2004
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santa

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...

A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.
Now he is a machine.
by John January 13, 2004
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bon

a little fuckin bitch who takes it in the ass but his homie G shea is the fuckin coolest
he is this when he is tired
by john December 06, 2004
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scun

The one and only scunshine, the best girl in the world!

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You are my scunshine.
by John January 08, 2004
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