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The name Young in Ireland was brought to the country by Scottish and English settlers in the seventeenth century. The main setlement point was in the Province of Ulster where the majority of descendants can still be found.
her last name is young.
young by joe May 22, 2005

sex coupon 

When drinking beer out of a bottle, one might try to peel off the label. People who have tried it, or seen others try, know how hard it is. Supposedly, once you have the label completly off and perfectly inatct, you are able to redeem this label for sex with a person of the opposite sex.
Woah! Chris just got himself a sex coupon, I wonder if Jessica has a double coupon day so I can get some action too.
sex coupon by Joe May 19, 2005
A stringed instrument that greats like Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, and John Frusciante play or played extremely well.
1. You'll never be as good as John, he practices like 17 hours a day. A.K.A. Jesus.

2. Mike Einziger could come close.

3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.

4. Hendrix is god.
guitar by Joe May 15, 2005

trinity collegiate school 

When people hear the name Trinity Collegiate School, many things come to mind. Children of doctors, drugs, alcoholics, 15 year olds who drive mercedes, bmw's, and land rovers. Not only that, these kids are beyond spoiled. They never wear the same thing twice. To them, paying 150 bucks for a pair of jeans named after the number 7 is a "great deal!" Daddy can do this and daddy can do that, its ridiculous.
Ellen: Dad, my cashmere lacoste shirt is wrinkled!
Dad: It's ok, i ordered you 10 more today.
Ellen: 10? That's it? god, you don't love me do you?
Dad: Oh no baby i do, here, what else can i get you?

sherking 

Hey Baby - Last night I was sherking, shitting my pants while dreaming of fucking YOU.
sherking by joe May 13, 2005
A mass murderer from the 1600th century
A person that will kill you with little or no remourse
Fangdar by Joe May 13, 2005
yo dawg i have to take a turdizzle
turdizzle by joe May 13, 2005