JOe's definitions

Aiken-itious

People who have an unhealthy obsession with A-N-Y-O-N-E that was made famous with the help of the T.V show American or Canadian Idol.

"Wow! Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, and Ruban Sandwich sure worked hard to get to where they are today...and they are SO musically talented!" Said the misinformed mainstream drag queen.

"I believe you have a serious case of Aiken-itious..." said the totally old school punk rocker.

by Joe December 26, 2005

Birmingham

Any type of foreplay action in the bedroom, Come from the term "Sit on my face and tell me you love Birmingham!"

"Hey honey fancy a journy to Birmingham"

by Joe May 23, 2003

ditch weed

good to smoke

smoke it in the bedroom

by joe April 20, 2003

marinus

1. To be full of oneself. Conceited.
2. An exaggeration of the length of one's penis or their sexual ability.

He is very marinus, he combs his pubic hair.

He has such a marinus complex.

by joe March 19, 2003

Sticky pit

When you're jerking off and shoot your load into your arm pit hair.

Hey Joe, I shot my load all the way into my armpit hair this morning.

by joe September 29, 2004

ilbngya

A way to express your true feelings when you see a hot chick.

Wow, did you just see that girl, Ilbngya!

by Joe December 23, 2002

MTV

The 2nd reason that 99.9% of the world population (mainly the US population) is manipulated and retarded to some degree (the 1st reason being rap).

"Music" television my ass.

MTV= Manipulative Television.

by Joe August 20, 2003