JOe's definitions

To Pull a Kevin

To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks.

(Lesbian) "NO! NO! Don't pull a Kevin on me! Oh God!"

by Joe March 16, 2005

Grumpkin

It's actually where you get a girl to swallow a load of semen, then you punch her really hard in the stomach and she throws up on ur dick.

Ya that bitch was suckin my dick so hard but she bit it, so i gave her a grumpkin...and she puked out her lunch.

by Joe May 13, 2005

oyer

dank, high grade marijuana, usually smells some what like doubble bubble gum

my crusty fuck friend sold me the most oyer sack i have ever seen. it was covered in crystals and smelled like big leauge chew

by joe May 13, 2005

rice rocket

Asian rich kid toy. An import sedan or 'sport' sedan souped up to look fast, sound fast, and go exactly the same speed as any other sedan. Usually customised with unecessary spoilers, coffee can exhaust for that mosquito on steriods sound, and racing stripes to show off your 'team'

"Look at that kid's rice rocker, his parents must be loaded and blind to let him do that"

by Joe August 22, 2004

piggy back fart

When in a group of people, a silent fart is made by one of the group. Invariably, the smell produces the "Who did that?" quote. When the offending person admits to it, one or more people will let silent but deadlies go, knowing the original offender will be blamed. Thus, the piggy back fart.

John farted and a couple of us piggy backed on that shit.

by Joe April 10, 2005

Huberd

1. To tear down completely; raze.
2. To do away with completely; put an end to.
3. To damage (someone's server, for example) severely. See Synonyms at ruin
4. Totally screwed up beyond repair. 5. Damage done for no apparent reason.
6. Totally fucked!

Damn, this server is huberd. I can't even get it to boot.

Someone huberd the settings on my firewall. Now it won't pass ANY traffic.

That tornado totally huberd the south side of town.

by Joe January 18, 2005

akido

A japanese soft-form martial art focusing on leading the opponent around you in a circular motion, and placing a lock on them.

Although akido in not my favorite martial art, I think someone well trained in it could defeat many other martial artists I know.

by Joe January 30, 2005