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Definitions by JOe

Steak and Shake

A sexual position where the girl, usually a slim athletic one, rides you as you both are sitting up facing each other, with her stradling you. She takes your "steak"(dick) and starts to "shake"(hump like crazy).

Also a OK quality grilled steak sandwich restaurant found throughout the midwest - in some places they also serve beer and the food quality is on the same level as Arby's.
After I picked her up at the gym, I took her to the Steak and Shake for dinner and some beer before we got home and did our own staek and shake!
Steak and Shake by Joe August 3, 2003

Bonzi Buddy 

A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.
"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"
Bonzi Buddy by Joe August 3, 2003

Steely Eye 

Nickname for Steel Reserve 211, a strong malt liquor. Called that because of it's name, the shiny labels on it's cans and bottles, and it's powerful effects.
"Hey, they got Tall Boys of Steely Eye on sale again!"
Steely Eye by Joe July 28, 2003
Korn.
korn by Joe July 28, 2003

McDonalds 

McDonalds by Joe July 28, 2003

Banana Dick 

A long, skinny yet very curved erect penis. Much like Pencil Dick, but really curved upwards.
"That guy in that porn flick sure had one hell of a banna dick!"
Banana Dick by Joe July 27, 2003