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Definitions by JOSH

You're killing me 

1) Used in reference to being let down by an individual or to an individual who is not doing their share of the work, ie: slacking off

2) A phrase uttered often by Best Buy store manager Abbas Sharr to his employees

3) A phrase uttered by Abbas Sharr that his employees believed he picked up from watching "The Sandlot" too much.
1) You didn't do your half of the class project? You're killing me here.

2) Abbas: How did that last sale go, did you get them to buy the service plan?
Employee: No, they didn't want the service plan.
Abbas: Damn, you're killing me.

3) You're killing me Smalls!
You're killing me by Josh May 7, 2003

Frizaturday

The time spanning Friday after school to Saturday.
"Come over to my house this Frizaturday"
Frizaturday by Josh May 1, 2003

terd wrench

the stick with the rubber plunger at the end used to force extra large peices of shit down the toilet. see also shit stick.
damn vern you pluged the toilet up again grab the terd wrench.
terd wrench by josh April 30, 2003

dip stick 

one who's brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels.
dip stick by josh April 29, 2003
Highly sencitive object located in a mans ball sack "aka" nuts, scrote, satchel,ie.
teste by josh April 29, 2003

DJ Skizotti

An old ass man with a huge tattoo one his forearm and a disgustingly huge member. On the verge of breaking his hip.
DJ Skizotti by josh April 29, 2003
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"Josh was the laziest senior at ASMS...I'm suprised he graduated," said the senior.
lazy by Josh April 29, 2003