poof

1. homosexual male

2. cushioned footrest often used with lounges

1. that guy is a poof

2. my feet are on the poof

by josh April 23, 2005

fuckface

Having a fuckable face.
Or someone publicly fucked in the face.

Damn, look at that "fuckface" Josh

by Josh February 08, 2004

mega stud

one who stands tall amongst the rest of the man whores

when you fuck your gf and you get tired and wanna go to sleep so you tell the bitch to get the fuck out of your house...

by Josh January 17, 2004

FeezleStick

a thing which bobby price shoves up his ass

Bobby, get the feezlestick out of there

by Josh March 20, 2003

Shambo

The perfect friend. Not to mention incredibly handsome and great in bed. Also the male version of the drink" Shirley Temple."

Lady:"I'll take a Shambo"
Waiter:"As in a drink?"
Lady:"As in one in my hand and one in my bed..."

by Josh April 13, 2005

brett favre'd

(verb) To have one's finger broken by the football while attempting to catch a particularly hard-thrown pass.

Comes from Brett Favre's notoriety for throwing one of the hardest balls in the NFL and having broken several of his receivers fingers on multiple occasions throughout his career.

also acceptable: favre'd

"How did you manage to break your pinky?"
<i>"Oh, I was Brett Favre'd by John in the tackle football game we had last weekend."</i>

by Josh November 28, 2004

abercombie and fitch

A clothing company that buys old cloths that were previously sold at K-Mart, sells them for way to much money, and says it is fashion.

Prep: Look at this button up shirt I got from abercombie and fitch, I only paid $70 for it!
Guy: Oh yea, really? My dad bought that shirt a year ago from K-Mart for $7.86.

by josh December 02, 2004