conor oberst

an amazing songsmith whose vanity walks hand in hand with his tortured sense of existence in order to garner undying love from little girls in skull and crossbone socks.

"oh my god! conor oberst just spit on me. Ashley did you see that? He spit right on me, that was so awesome!"

by josh June 24, 2004

shitzu

my dog "Buddy"

i have a shitzu

by Josh July 13, 2003

Toilet snake

A Long piece of (shit) that snakes in a circular form in the (Crapper).

Dude, Look at that nasty ToiletSnake

by Josh March 16, 2004

el helago

my penis

my girlfriend likes to play with el helago

by Josh August 17, 2003

NDA

Nondisclosure agreement

"Sorry, I'd tell you about it, but we're still under a NDA."

by josh March 02, 2004

double plug

double plugging is in the act of penetrating a woman in either her anus or vagina, you take either your finger, dildo or anything you can find and plug the other orifice.

another definition is when two men engage in sex with a woman at the same time. One man inserts his penis in her anus while the other man inserts his in her vagina.

Last night while I was hammering Katie I put my finger in her ass and double plugged her.

Last night while I was walking in the park I saw these two guys double plugging this girl.

by JOSH April 05, 2005

Lum

This term is also used to mean gay asian male.

Hey check out that lum over there.

by Josh April 11, 2005