JOSH's definitions

Jyeah

A super-cool version of yeah, used in super-cool situations. Also, an exclamation when ultimate orgasmic happiness is reached.

Roddy: Dude, I just totally boned the captain of the cheerleading squad!!

Josh: Aww jyeah!

Both: JYEEEEAAAH!!!!!!

by Josh September 22, 2003

Crit

To have relations with a friends girlfriend.

"Hey man, lemmie crit yo shit"

by Josh April 8, 2004

DoucheSnozzle

1.Something that sounds like it could be a german Liquore
2.Another word for douchebag

Random joe. Lets go get some doucheSnozzles!

Dumbass1. Your a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass2. Your mom is a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass3. Fucking douchesnozzles...

by Josh February 16, 2005

Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 13, 2004

brood

To nonchalantly unzip one's pants and stretch their scrotum out of their fly. Preferably done in a public setting.

At the party Scotty got drunk and pulled a brood.

by Josh March 29, 2005

lond

A lond is a mix between a lake and a pond. Usually too small to be a lake but to large to call a pond.

Yesterday me and some of my buddies pirated the lond.

by Josh March 22, 2005

firgrizzlegizlebizzle

expression used to say something is awesome. something you say when your excited.

those shoes are the firgrizzlegizlebizzle

by josh March 23, 2004