JOSH's definitions

gangsta

a real gangster is someone involved in organised crime, eg the italian mafia. however, townies/chavs refer to themselves as "gangstas" and have no idea about what the word actually means. if they ever mmet a real gangster and acted as they do, they would be assasinated within 3 hours. gansta is also shortened to G. the word is also used to describe something very good/cool ect.

that is gangsta blud!

i is a gangsa bredrin

by josh December 20, 2004

lappy

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.

What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!

by Josh December 1, 2004

Gagne

The Closer for the Dodgers. Also Known as The Dog

Eric Gagne, a.k.a The Dog, got another save for the Dodgers tonight

by Josh August 13, 2004

dodgeball

A very good movie
also a game played in gym class which can cause injury or even DEATH poor kenny always dies

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"

by Josh February 11, 2005

deezy

absolutely the gayest possible person in the history of the human race

that richard simmons is such a deezy!

by josh February 9, 2004

lollerpwned

The most humiliating defeat. The only honor-compensating action after you've been LOLLERPWNED is suicide. In ancient days, Samurai who suffered defeat were forced to commit suicide because the shame was believed to be physically unbearable. being LOLLERPWNED is that X lYke 300000!!!11

"d00d, I like screamo."
"like what?"
"You know, story of the year and atreyu"
"You wouldn't know screamo if Daughters knocked on your door with their instruments in one hand and their LSD in the other."

LOLLERPWNED

by Josh December 9, 2004

nut log

something that looks like a mix of a nut and a log, or a short log

That left over piece of hot dog looks like a nut log.

by Josh April 5, 2005