Definitions by JONATHAN

silverhootowl

A silverhootowl is a game old bird, mostly found in the backwoods of Missouri. They are known for their distinctive call. The only way to catch them is to clamp down on their muffler, which stops them dragging on the road. They have been seen as far afield as California and they fly to Hot Springs once a year for hibernation purposes.

Wow! Was that a silverhootowl that he saw? Yes it was, the distinctive muffler could be seen.

silverhootowl by Jonathan June 22, 2004

Squits 

Squits or Squirty Shit as it's more commonly known.

He had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to pass some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier.....

His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.

Squits by Jonathan June 21, 2004

analsex

The act of putting your penis up someone else's ass for sexual pleasure.

The guy got home and knew he needed to make love, he reached over and rubbered up his partner. Loads of lube was used and they had wild and passionate analsex.

analsex by Jonathan June 21, 2004

barebacking 

The act of fucking up the ass without wearing a rubber.

He loved the feeling of intimacy barebacking brought him but knew his dick would be covered in shit when he pulled it out.

barebacking by Jonathan June 21, 2004

badest 

1)To spell "baddest" incorrectly, which is ALSO not a word.

2)To misspell a non-existing word.

"Woah, Jimmy! You almost got perfect on that spelling test! Which word did you misspell?"

"Baddest, Greg. Baddest."

badest by Jonathan May 31, 2004

Fridh

Is the myth the legend the man.

Dennis: Who's Fridh?
Carl: He is the man
Richard: Don't forget that he is the legend to!

Fridh by Jonathan May 29, 2004

Keano 

To physically hurt someone. To fuck someone up. Origin: Roy Keane one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.

Yo i keano'd that dude at the bar when he started dissin' me.

Keano by Jonathan May 27, 2004