JONATHAN's definitions

GFYAD

Go Fuck Yourself And Die

Please GFYAD! It'll make the world a better place.

by Jonathan December 13, 2003

poo-chili

One with both qualities/likeness of a poo, and a big bowl of chili.

"Man, Paul is such a big poo-chili today."

by jonathan November 19, 2002

bum beads

bum beads are droplets of saliva left after some serious ass rimming.

"Did you meet Nick at the gay bar the other night?" "Yeah, sure did. I went back to his place and rimmed him for ages. When I was done, I pulled away and could make out his bum beads."

by Jonathan June 17, 2006

cog

can refer to a Revolver Handgun because of its coglike revolving cylinder.

Don't front like you don't wanna pull your cog out in front of Bunz - BELLY (restaraunt scene)

by jonathan May 1, 2004

moé

Bastardization for quebeckers of "moi".

C't'à moé ça!.
Donne moé ça.

by Jonathan January 28, 2004

taco meat

excessive armpit hair that at first glance appears to look like juicy ground meat

"Damn, taco meat freak!"

by Jonathan January 27, 2004

Nickelodeon

A television network that once had spark and fun. Used to be made up of shows such as Rocko, Hey Arnold, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Are You Afraid of the Dark, and Clarissa Explains It All, just to name a few. This network has downgraded itself with "new and improved" clean innuendo shows such as Spongebob Squarepants and Fairly Oddparents. Tries to redeem itself with "TeeNick" network, but has not been successful. On the brink of being off the expanded cable network.

Stupid, stupid, stupid

by Jonathan February 28, 2005