JONATHAN's definitions

moé

Bastardization for quebeckers of "moi".

C't'à moé ça!.
Donne moé ça.

by Jonathan January 28, 2004

poo-chili

One with both qualities/likeness of a poo, and a big bowl of chili.

"Man, Paul is such a big poo-chili today."

by jonathan November 19, 2002

black and mild

Middleton's finest tobacco product. A cigar that is convenient in all situations.

Shortened: a blackie

"Dude, where's the blackies, i need a buzz?"

by Jonathan March 13, 2005

GFYAD

Go Fuck Yourself And Die

Please GFYAD! It'll make the world a better place.

by Jonathan December 13, 2003

cojones

Spanish word meaining your nads; Your manhood; Your balls.

Do you have BIG cojones mang? (from GTA Vice City)

by jonathan March 10, 2003

metro sexual

Technically, the word was created improperly and is very much misnamed. Sexual should be taken out of the word because the sexual part of metro sexual is merely to relate the term to homosexual. In actuallity, metrosexuality has nothing to do with sexuality at all. A metrosexual is just a man who cares a great deal about outward appearance and sensitivity.

That sensitivity wannabe is such a pseudo-metrosexual.

by Jonathan December 1, 2004

metrosexual

a guy who fakes being gay

bob:ace is such a fag
jim:no man he fucked my girlfriend last night, he can't be gay
gary:hes a metrosexual, bob

by jonathan February 23, 2004