JOHN DOE's definitions

cable

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it

I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa

by John Doe January 21, 2004

Federer

A wild beastly tennis player that wins by feasting on the strings of the opponents tennis racket.

Roger Federer it the biggest Federer i've eves seen. He ate my string, and my kids!

by John Doe July 14, 2004

Cebollas

(n) Spanish in origin, the word is used in english to describe a horrible stench, one so potent it could kill a man. Such a stench is radiated by the Peter Castelli.

It smells like cebollas; EVACUATE!

by John Doe January 28, 2005

chiefing

when somebody puffs on a beef cigar

Jason was chiefing Jeff

by John Doe October 4, 2003

Camo Joint

a faggot ass hat worn by Michael Allen

Chris broke Mikes camo joint

by John Doe April 1, 2004

Drex

Not quite the hood but still the wrong side of the tracks.

Ante you from thr west end, Naw I say over in Drex side

by John Doe November 14, 2003

paris hilton

The heiress to the hilton hotel fortune. All you people are just jealous because she's hot, rich, famous, and she did it all by looking awesome and being in the right places at the right time (apart from her sex tape, which just made her even more famous.)

"isn't that paris hilton dancing on that table?"
"yes, she's quite the party girl"

by John Doe January 26, 2005