JOHN DOE's definitions

Camo Joint

a faggot ass hat worn by Michael Allen

Chris broke Mikes camo joint

by John Doe April 1, 2004

Drex

Not quite the hood but still the wrong side of the tracks.

Ante you from thr west end, Naw I say over in Drex side

by John Doe November 14, 2003

boobies

Round, warm, bouncy. :D

Boobs are fun to play with.

by John Doe January 1, 2004

Shemily Gumby

A somewhat unintelligent chinese cross breed, known to live in mountains and survive off bread crumbs tossed by tourists. Originally thought to have started as the result of a sperm cell implantation in the majestic evil labs of Dr. Zerteg! Here lies the clans only true means of reproduction. That of artifically implanting sperm cells in unattentive female bypassers. Annually as part of a ritual, tribal members run into to town and steal notebook computers, often latter attempting to hack into labrotories of the United States government. In their spare time clan members enjoy playing rpgs such was worms armeggedon and runscape. This brings them great excitement and they sometimes even accidently orgasm over their computer keyboards.

"Your so dumb, you look like a Shemily Gumby!"

by John Doe June 14, 2003

dried apricot

piece of flesh hanging from vaginal regions of female who's pussy has copped a battering over the years

"check the dried apricot hanging from that strippers beaver

by John Doe April 21, 2003

Bitchizzle

To act in the manner of a street whore

Bitchizzle my nizzle

by John Doe August 8, 2003

The Kid In BLue

Crazy kid that gets fucked up all the time. Beats kids asses. And makes girls cum and cum again from his Jack hammer move.

Did you see that kid he is amazing, he is the fucking KID IN BLUE

by JOHN DOE December 13, 2004