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Wal-mart

A place where people like hold their family reunions making a ring in a main area of traffic flow and talk for hours and do not move out of the way when you want to get by.dumb asses.
by JOHN December 13, 2003
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fuggles

"David fuggles steph till she screams"
by John January 11, 2004
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Montrose

A section in Houston densly populated by theatres, museums, fine foods, upscale shopping, and gay people.
Montrose is well known in the Houston area as being the "gay part of town."
by John February 10, 2004
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Alcoholism

A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.
Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.

Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.
by John January 22, 2005
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limp bizkit

one of the greatest nu-metal bands ever
good friends with korn
known for extremely explicit lyrics
by john March 24, 2003
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crunk juice

a Drink that is just like red bull that gives you energy to party
lets get some crunk juice so we can party
by John May 13, 2005
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space cookie

Anomalous object that randomly flies by in the Disneyland ride Space Mountain. Looks like a giant cookie. If left unnoticed, it could threaten the safety of earth.
Booya, I broke the record! I saw the space cookie 9 times in one ride!
by John November 15, 2004
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