JOHN's definitions

duce duce

a .22 caliber handgun or rifle

walk up on them with a duce duce

by john October 24, 2004

SNL turds

Actors who are crapped out of that liberal comedy stink bomb: SNL, and who go on to make terrible movies that suck. Almost everyone who has left saturday night live since 1990.

adam sandler, the fat guy who died, wil ferrel, molly shannon, adam sandler, guy in 'taxi', the black guy, the other black guy

by john October 24, 2004

comparo

A direct comparison or review by a knoledgeable person between two or more similar objects

Car & Driver just did a comparo between The Accord, Camry and the Mazda6.

by John October 25, 2004

campione

To fondle a girl in a high school bathroom, usally without her concent...more often than not leads to imprisonment, originated at Amherst High in Buffalo, NY.

Yo, did you here that Scott campioned that chick today? Yeaah man, hes goin to jail.

by John October 26, 2004

adam sandler

Another ex SNL actor. See SNL turds. Made alot of movies and must have powerful hollywood friends, because, bottom line: hes just not funny. Never was.

Want to see that new adam sandler movie?
No.
Me either.

by john October 29, 2004

blowzer

fart, flatulence, passing gas.

When I was a little kid, my parents would ask me "Did you let a blowzer?"

Mother to young son:
"I smell a blowzer. Do you want to get out of the car and walk? Wipe that smile off of your face before I slap it off."

by john October 29, 2004

dfwm

(Acronym) "Don't fuck with me." First used circa 2004 by John J Raven and friends.

As a threat: dfwm buddy!
In response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: "Hey man, I won the lottery today!" "dfwm"
In response to any statement made by anyone at any time. "Hey, how are you?" "dfwm"

by john October 31, 2004