JOHN's definitions

dimpled rim

Slang term describing the anus.

God, I would totally suck his dimpled rim if he asked me to.

by John April 3, 2005

outback

Outback: A place where they serve steak thats the size of a hockey puck or smaller and then overprice it cause they know people will fork out the extra $$$ for there overpriced food. Known as a trendy place where middle class/uppermiddle class go to wait in line for 1hr for food that's more way overpriced.

Chad and Buffy went to Outback to eat dinner and paid 60 bucks for there meal, while I stayed at home went to the supermarket got a steak for less then what they charge at outback, and ate more for less. Case and point save your money and grill at home, don't go to Outback!

by John April 5, 2005

readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.

"She's a bit of a readers wife"

by John March 18, 2004

magician

A person lacking any talent, yet skilled enough to master the art of boring people to death. Closely related to jugglers, mimes, and unicyclists.

The magician will be performing shortly. We should leave now.

by John July 22, 2004

groove

A spiral scratch in a record.

Look at the groove in that record!

by John February 12, 2006

huw

a little dwieb that try's to act cool around peolpe but fails and then diverts attention from himself to another person

huw is a little dwieb with no friends and try's to act cool around people

by john November 17, 2003

sunken turd

A word that means all the coolest words put into one.

that was some "sunken turd" food
Im "sunken turded"

by john December 20, 2003