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hermaphrodite

a either gay or straight thing with a little dick and a little puss
lars is a hermaphrodite viking
by John September 5, 2003
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Heisendate

When two people are out together, and one has romantic intentions but isn't sure that the other person does as well. The one with romantic intentions is afraid to ask the other person if he/she also has romantic intentions, because the other person might clarify that he/she DOESN'T. And that would lead to an awkward situation.

The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word date.
I thought I was getting somewhere with Jennifer last night, but it turns out it was just a Heisendate.
by John April 7, 2004
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liver lips

lips belonging to a 3 footed moose who violently chews the noses off of it's victims. Yeah. very scary.
As Jessy walked through the crowd with her liver lips, many innocent people lost their noses.
by john May 2, 2003
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bizneeautch

an evolution of 'bitch'
at first, the word was bitch. then, in the '90s, the gangster folk became popular and started saying "beeyatch"
which soon turned into byatch, then, the final phaze, bizneeautch
you are a bizneeautch.
by john October 10, 2004
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turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.
person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?
by john November 19, 2004
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dnizle

a huge parakeet that lives in a cage and eats dog food
by john June 30, 2003
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Enik

Enik is a name of 2005 that can be a grate name for a baby gurl its kind of ghetto and kind of have class.
Enik is a good name because it can be use for a little black gurl for some class and a lil hood in u
by John January 17, 2005
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