JOHN's definitions

cheese nips

A name for a girl with a nasty cheese smell (i.e. michelle K)

Even trucks need baths or u start to smell like cheese nips

by John January 21, 2005

cuntra

The art of being a cunt.

Those girls must practice cuntra.

by John December 6, 2003

suv

SUV: Driven most the massess cause they are so gullible and believe they have a need to drive a land yacht of a vehicle that get's 9mpg and is tottaly un-safe that's trendy!!! Mostly seen driven by Angry Soccer Moms, Angry Wall Street Dads, And Other Suburban Status Whores(aka middle class, upper middle class and the rich).

Look at that moron driving that SUV, doesn't he know it's unsafe.

by John April 5, 2005

The List

Refers to a list of people one might decide to have a sexual encounter with if they were not currently in a relationship.

Hey Tracy, tell us who are the top 3 on "The List" you have if you didn't have a boyfriend.

by john September 22, 2003

Neopets

a game that will take over your life if you allow it to.

basically, you make a pet.
a weird little creature that might resemble a flamingo or penguin.
then you play these addicting games to get "neopoints" which pay for your pet's food. But you don't have to feed it. The fucking things never die, anyways.
And then theres chat boards, "shops" and other stuff.
I once had 500,000 neopoints but my account got frozen because they thought I hacked onto other peoples accounts. Wtf.

Sally: Do you still go on Neopets?
Amos: :chuckle: Yeah! Its flippin' sweet.

by John December 27, 2004

squidhammer

A male who has a very large penis on his knee, whenever he walks he is pretty much wanking, so he is easy to follow and track (follow the trial of semen)

Omg squidhammer has a large penis, pitty its on his knee!.

by John June 28, 2003

blow pig

a slut or whore, a girl that will BLOW anyone

yeah i had dat blow pig over, my whole crew got some

by John April 7, 2004