JOHN's definitions

ventriliquist

While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy

Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.

by John April 20, 2005

goldabar

A wannabee heisher, who strives (ultimately in vain) to be funny and cool.

"lol, you wish you could be as cool as heisher!"

by John April 19, 2005

kad

An advocate for homosexual rights undermining the society we live in and poisoning young minds by imposing their beliefs on a young child generally still in mid teens. Also ruining ecomonic growth by supporting homosexuals and giving them extra benefits.

stop promoting gays, you're being a kad! thats so gay

by John April 19, 2005

Grintok

A certain Mage on the Lightnings Blade server that is a serious Yakass

U are such a Grintok

by John April 19, 2005

yakass

excellent alternative to jackass. Nobody wants to be a yakass.

Man, the boss owns ur ass. You are such a yakass.

by John April 19, 2005

ginormous

Something that is really, really big.

As Buddy says in the movie "Elf," "Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!"

by John April 17, 2005

Interboro High School

Place were kids piss in the fryer and goose the gym teacher stuffs stocks in his crotch. Its a Rat and mold infested school, made up of 80% "thug"/prep, and 20% freaks. Half of the girls are either preganent, contracted some sort of disease or gay/bisexual. Kids come to school intoxicated, high, or sniff coke in the bathroom. 75% of the students/facualty are addicated to cigarettes, alcohol, or some other illegal substance. Or they cut their wrist (and they think is cool)

drunkard waste of air, expect for ms. pat the cookie lady

by John April 16, 2005