JOHN's definitions

Bellcheese

The build up of seamen and urine that once old, crustifies and glues to the penis head underneath the foreskin. When the foreskin is pulled back a yellow mould can be seen

I can feel my bellcheese building up

by John December 1, 2003

Hertzberg

One or several subhumans sharing the common characteristic of having a large skull.

Yo hertzberg, you have a big fuckin head, fuck you.

by John March 16, 2003

Stephenharperitis

A disease freqently suffered by Canadian conservatives by which the face is drained of expression and party members become zombie-like tight asses. Perhaps a less severe form of santorum as suffered by American Republicans.

With horror, Stockwell realized he'd forgotten his stephenharperitis immunizations that morning.

by John November 11, 2004

Bhulinder

Impregnant a canadian woman.
to Impregnant a woman over the internet

When we went to Toronto I thought it would be a good idea to get some nookie, unfortunately I bhulindered her. Now I am screwed

by john September 2, 2003

Shrizew

Derived from the play "The Taming of the Shrew" written by Shakespeare, "Shrizew" replaces "Shrew" in the play's title. This is a direct result of when the Robinsonification process is applied to modern day dialogue.

"The Taming of the Shrizew"
"Yo, did you read the Shrizew last night?"
"I'd love to go bowling, but I gotta read this shrizew..."

by John March 9, 2005

sunken turd

A word that means all the coolest words put into one.

that was some "sunken turd" food
Im "sunken turded"

by john December 20, 2003

the emo swoop

the fucking faggot who keeps posting pictures of his emo ass on here and refers to himself as "hot" is a fucking cock tard. when you can't tell by looking at a picture if somebody is a guy or a girl, you know your life is fucking worthless. kill yourself and your "emo swoop."

this just in: the "emo swoop'ster" on urban dictionary is a fucking wanker who will eventually come out of this stage in 2-3 years and realize how fucking stupid he was during that time.

by john March 14, 2005