JOHN's definitions

Southie

A part of Boston on the Southern End of the City. Home to Castle Island, partially Dotty, and indeed the living place of many mics with a love for liquor.

"I'm Irish, I drink, I scream my disdain for the Yankees when the Red Sox play Philly. Don't tell me I'm from South Boston, I'm from fucking Southie."

by John November 8, 2004

sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.

megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter

by john September 28, 2003

music snob

An asshole that slags every other genre than the genre or genres he/she listens to. Completely the most immature, ignorant sob's this world has to offer.

Everyone who has ever said that a professional band sucks.
This goes double for you emo- and pop-bashers. That's just stupid.

by John November 25, 2003

bullet-time

1. An effect created by putting many digital cameras in either a circle or any shape you want and filming what happens inside, thus allowing you to create the effect that there is one camera moving around and around the object or objects.

2. Any scene in entertainment that involves slow motion and bullet time.

(As seen in films like "The Matrix" and "Kung-Pow: Enter the fist"

Bullet-Time blew peoples minds when it was first used.

by John May 15, 2003

H.B.I.

Hot Beef Injection: Judd Nelson from the John Hughes movie, Breakfast Club.

BENDER
               So...so!
                    (to Andrew and Claire)
               Are you guys like boyfriend/girl-
               friend?
                    (a beat)
               Steady dates?
                    (another beat)
               Lo--vers?
                    (another beat)
               Come on Sporto, level with me.  Do
               you slip her the hot...beef...
               injection?

by John March 6, 2003

deucifer

A shit that has some notable characteristic making it particularly heinous. Incredibly large/smelly/painful or horrible in other ways qualifies.

"Dude, I just took Satan's own shit. Your bathroom is now possessed by Deucifer!

by John April 9, 2008

yush

the absolute equivelant to yes.

*Kyle* "Hey, are you going straight home?" *You* "Yush, ofcourse!"

by JoHn September 10, 2004