JOHN's definitions

Dumbassedness

An act (past tense) of being a dumbass.

It was major dumbassedness on Jim's part when he robbed the bank in broad daylight.

by John February 17, 2004

geeban

Name given to a person who spends too much time infront of a computer playing games. Also refers to a person who is worse than a geek/nerd

Man, get out side and get some fresh air you geeban. You need sunglasses to look at you because you are so pale

by John May 14, 2004

bullet-time

1. An effect created by putting many digital cameras in either a circle or any shape you want and filming what happens inside, thus allowing you to create the effect that there is one camera moving around and around the object or objects.

2. Any scene in entertainment that involves slow motion and bullet time.

(As seen in films like "The Matrix" and "Kung-Pow: Enter the fist"

Bullet-Time blew peoples minds when it was first used.

by John May 15, 2003

best rapper ever

notorious b.i.g.

hes just like notorious b.i.g.

by john June 13, 2003

music snob

An asshole that slags every other genre than the genre or genres he/she listens to. Completely the most immature, ignorant sob's this world has to offer.

Everyone who has ever said that a professional band sucks.
This goes double for you emo- and pop-bashers. That's just stupid.

by John November 25, 2003

modest mouse

A band that no one actually liked. They were only listened to because Rolling Stone gave them a good review. Thankfully, since the band experienced modest popularity, they'll no longer be trendy. Soon, they'll be sitting right next to ICP and Dashboard Confessional in the mainstream, yet still underground, not listened to bin.

Did you hear about the new Modest Mouse CD? Neither did I.

by John February 9, 2005

<:)

1. An expression of extreme happiness
2. To be very happy or smug
3. A Czar who is very happy

i pwnd you <:)

by John December 9, 2003