JOHN's definitions

clepto

A cocain induced desire to win, or participate in a spelling bee, followed by a severe hang over.

"Dude we were doing so much snow last night I went on a clepto for about five straight hours!"

by john March 16, 2005

kappo

cunt, bastard, twat, mong, minge, fanny faced fucker, bandit of the arse. generally a shrub rocketeer.

kappo! (and pointing at someone)

by John August 10, 2003

colon candy

the incredible fecal-filth that is ejected from the anus of a puerto rican love-goddess.

"god,i love to eat the colon candy from jennifer lopez' magnificent ass!"

by john March 16, 2003

Swollen Nubbins

Serious Homosexual testicular condition caused by the clashing of two different ball sacks during agressive doggie style anal intercourse

Goddamit Cam!! exclaimed Gordon, i thought i told you to lube up your back wheels!!

by John February 16, 2004

fugmo

fuckin ugly mother fucker

John's mom is a fugmo, but I'd still hit that shit.

by John December 15, 2002

pongo

The sound the balls make when they hit a girls ass while having sex.

While watching Judge Judy, I could hear my roommate making pongo with his girlfriend.

by John April 20, 2003

D's

Boobies.....or a size of boobies

Damn girl pull out them D's
or
girls go wild and pull ur D's out!

by John February 15, 2004