jackle

A legendary Irishman who stood outside social influence and spat on all who would try to change his ways.

(died by act of mob)

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That guy dont take no shit from nobody! a true jackle!
by john February 27, 2005
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wookie

A tall negress. Also shortened to 'Wook'
Bobs going out with a Wookie, what a tosser!
by John August 09, 2003
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L.U.G.

by John March 06, 2003
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pert

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.
"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert
by john December 25, 2004
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grand slam

when you are heaving sex with a chick, take out a baseball bat and shove it up into her anal cavity, then pull it back out and hit the chick in the face with it.
My girl was being a bitch, so i gave her a grand slam the next time we had sex.
by john May 13, 2005
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Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.
After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.
by John September 20, 2003
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LHS Marching Band

n, A supremacist fascist organization who is hell bent on controlling every aspect of life at Lassiter High School.

aslo known as: The Band, Band Nazis
(Band Nazis): SIG HAIL DER BAND FUERER!!
(Der Band Fuerer): Yes my faithful minions, take over the school in the name of the band!
(Band Nazis): JA!, SIG HAIL, DER BAND!
by john November 30, 2004
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