JOHN's definitions

phaetasm

a hardcore/death metal band from buffalo new york, www.phaetasm.com is their website, the band consists of Wayne: Vocals, Kory and Dub: Guitar, Dave: Drums and Aaron: Bass Guitar

phaetasm is represented by the # 39

if you order 1 phaetasm of something, you shall receive 39 of that something i.e. @ krispy Kreme Donuts, you order 1 phaetasm of donuts, you will get 39 donunts

by John February 24, 2004

buddy list

On AIM, Yahoo Messenger, MSN Messenger, etc. a buddy list is list of other instant messenger users that allows you to view thier status (available, idle, away, or disconnected), thier profile (AIM only) and IM them more easily.

Am I on your buddy list?

by John July 2, 2005

fag hag

The term fag-hag stretches from women who simply enjoy the company of gay men, to those who fall in love with gay men, and even those who try to “Convert” gay men into straight men. There are even situations in which Straight Women and Gay Men marry and live happy lives together.

Friendship: Maria (hetero) likes to be with Tom (gay) all the time. They are "Safe" because each party knows that the relationship is just friendship. She is a fag hag.

Love: Sarah usually falls in love with gay men. She is a fag hag.

Converters: Pat is always annoying Mike to convert and become hetero. Mike is very pissed off. She is a fag hag.

by John January 8, 2004

svelte

smart, witty, and has BS deflector field

"it doesn't matter how much BS they fling at svelte, she deflects it"

by john March 9, 2004

Georgette (plural : Georgetted)

To 'georgette', is to take ultimate and humiliating revenge on those who have crossed your path.

Suzy slept with Brad, so I smashed her face into a bloody pulp with an ashtray - I totally georgetted her!"

"If you ever touch me while I sleep again, I shall georgette you, daddy"

by John May 2, 2004

Nahu

Of or relating to homosexuality;
An individual who prefers the company of the same sex;
An individual who has achieved a degree of failure which is incorrectable.

also see, faggot

Tony: Do you think that guy is gay?
Bob: Yea, he's a definite Nahu.

Robert: Is there any way I can raise my grade?
Teacher: I'm sorry, Robert, you're a Nahu.

by John May 22, 2003

hurricane

Its 40 oz, has twice as much alcohol per volume as most beers, and sells for around $2.

Brace for the smooth taste- hurricane

by John January 22, 2005