JOE's definitions

buy a fucking vowel

an exclamation often used when confronted with a word or name from the former Yugoslavia or in any Serbo-Croatic tounge

My name is Joe
I'm Grgur.
What?
Grgur?
How do you spell that?
G-R-G-U-R
BUY A FUCKING VOWEL!!!!

by joe November 5, 2004

bathcum

When a guy pisses in a girls mouth and then cums in it. bathcum

Uh when i get out of the shower bathcum in my mouth!!!!!

by Joe May 13, 2005

los avo's

Indentured, underage, over-inibriated, completely lacking in common sense and personal hygiene, servants of the slumlord of south arkansas known as Tony Avo

George, Bruce, those little kids always hanging out in the street.

by Joe May 27, 2003

the crow

Brandon Lee is the man. The crow is one of the 5 best movies of all time. It's about a young man named Eric Draven who gets murdered along with his fiance' by a gang. He is then brought back from the dead by a crow and procedes to kick some fuckin ass. Brandon was killed during the making of this movie by a dummy bullet that had gotten lodged in the barrel of a prop gun. When the gun was used, the blank had enough power to shoot the round out.

"here funboy"

by Joe May 1, 2004

Sharan

Loser Of the World. Biggest loser ever. One that eats excreted material.

A Dog

by Joe June 20, 2003

You suck at the internet

What you tell newbies on forums or message boards that show you a website that has been reposted about 20 million times.

rodchunks - Go to funnyjunk.com. you will find awesome stuff that is funny as hell.

Blacksupra94 - Are you new to the internet?

MadDawg - You suck at the internet

by Joe August 4, 2004

the punisher

the badest mother fucker ever. recently made into a movie, which kicked so much ass.

Joe,Bob,Mike,Lindsey, and Ben saw the punisher; the exploding cars scene made mike go into convulsions because it was so badass.

by Joe April 27, 2004