slapnuts

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

by JOE December 22, 2003

chuck d

ten pound note, so called because it has a picture of charles dickens on it boyeee!

how much do i owe ya?
jus gimme a chuck d mate

by Joe September 23, 2004

Badonkadonk

The affectionately named "Junk in Da Trunk" said on shows such as the Chappelles show. Reffers to a humongous ass ona woman

Man that girl has quite a big ass
Badonkadonk!

by Joe March 20, 2005

Choach

When a female stands up and spreads her legs, revealing her Chauch, and the male goes underneith and sticks his choad inside of her.

I was standing there at the party, and John choached me.

by Joe February 09, 2005

cm

cum strand - a strand of penis excretion

i have a cm comin out of my ear

by joe December 18, 2004

effed

Used to describe less-than-amusing situations in a more palatable fashion.. like if you had to say it to a purdy girl and you don't wanna cuss in front of her ('cause thats what mean people do) - duh

"Dude, im like so effed.. I let kitty out of the house again, and my mom's gonna be crazy mad at me - cause kitty's mad sniffable and all the dawgs are gonna chase it"

by Joe January 27, 2004

Dr. Rev. Donahue

A person who tends to exaggerates stories, and obsession of films and showing films with nudity seens to underage minors.

Dr. Rev. Donahue stop and rewind just as the actress flashed her breasts to the lead character.

by Joe May 06, 2005