JOE's definitions

Ocknorbal Jelly wart

Very sublte yet moldy war, on the underside

frumnda cheeze

by joe May 12, 2003

Keyboardmz

First 9 letters on my keyboard.

My keyboard says keyboardmz

by Joe February 22, 2004

Snipe Hunt

Much like Cow Tipping, it is an errand into the woods to search for small fictional birds called snipes, but with more of the intent of ditching one's younger, more naive victim than finding snipes.

Hey kiddies, want to go snipe hunting?? You catch one by holding your flashlight very still on a single spot!

by Joe February 20, 2004

cox'd

Having a judge illegitimately drop you in a debate round

"Did you hear? We got Cox'd"

by Joe October 17, 2004

iriver

Iriver is a psuedo ipod maker with the main ipod competitor (if you can call it that) the h100 series that actually has many features not found on an ipod like longer battery life as well as a built in microphone and external mic that come with the player for recording and an FM tuner at the same price as an ipod.

-yo is that an ipod
--no fool, this be an iriver
-oh so you cheap?
--no its the same price

-hey is that an ipod
--no its an iriver, its really a very good product...
-yeah whatever your soo not cool

by Joe December 29, 2004

junior cup rugby.

similar to senior cup rugby.
young boys devote their life to a game of rugby.
school spirit shining at this young age.
devotion of social life.
no pact made unless very serious team. most players smoke to be cool and up their chances of getting that posh hockey captain from the equally expensive fee paying school near by.
obsessed with using being on the junior team as an excuse to get their hole with some posh bitch!

player 1- omg did u see the legs on her at the hockey match. id do her. ya comin behind the shed for a smoke.
player2- yeah she is fukin hot. we'll go for 1 quicky before training. the coach is gonna kill us.
player1- i dont care. he likes me, once i get captain im gonna get my hole with her.

by joe December 9, 2004

on ice

A term added to the end of a derogatory noun, for emphasis.

Chirs describes himself as a freak on ice.

by Joe February 11, 2003